Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with...
29 February 2016
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun...
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur paren...
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dus...
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your li...
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every we...
Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car? Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p
Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car? Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all,...
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main a...
In this world everybody makes mistakes... But Only girlfriend, wife n boss have the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them n reminding them
In this world everybody makes mistakes... But Only girlfriend, wife n boss have the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them n reminding t...
Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband ban...
A recently fired stock trader said ... "This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."
A recently fired stock trader said ... "This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife....
What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke...
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a sec...
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a m...
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself,...
Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST...
Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"
Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wif...
M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also. Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan. O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah. U: U are the lucky one in my world... gave me our sweet family. LOVE YOU!
M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids &...
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the...
When a married man says: "I'll think about it" , What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d
When a married man says: "I'll think about it" , What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p...