A recently fired stock trader said ... "This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."A recently fired stock trader said ... "This is worse than divorce... I have lost everytHusband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi,wat ru doin?" His honest reply,"MISSING U"Husband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he receivDifference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don�t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to surviveHusband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in guHusband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For EverHusband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information, Fighting What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date