Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don�t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to surviveHusband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in guA man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how mA successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful womanHusband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but pHUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE....HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move fu